[SFS] Hey buddy, want a gorilla suit?

Tue, 03 Jun 2014 16:34:59 -0600 (MDT)

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Dear fishes, 

Did you know that I call you fishes? No... Are you OK with it? I hope so... 

I should do this quarterly or so, but I don't. Wait! Actually, it *has* been almost 3 months! Go me! <dances happily> 

Do you want to be a monkey? The monkeys help determine what SFS will do, when, and how, and generally, they do the work to make it happen. Some monkeys help with hardware, some with planning and advice, some with setting up folding chairs, some with web-site stuph... 

Do you want to *stop* being a monkey? If you *are* a monkey, are you tired of the gorilla suit? Is it sweaty and stinky and you're just tired of it? It's OK. Really, it is. The monkey job pays terribly, and the work is hard and weird. Just let me know, and I'll quietly take your name off the special list. No one will know but you and me and my therapist. 

Like the parrot said to the truck-ful of chickens... Wait, nevermind. Whew. I'm so glad when my appropriate-ness filter kicks in, in time. 

-- 
David L. Willson 
Teacher, Engineer, Evangelist 
RHCE+Satellite CCAH Network+ A+ Linux+ LPIC-1 UbuntuCP NovellCLA 
Mobile 720-333-LANS(5267) 
http://sofree.us 

This is a good time for a r3VOLution. 

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